Is "Chick Chick" by Wang Rong Rollin the World's Most Insane Music Video?

Two years ago, South Korean phenom Psy inaugurated the K-Pop invasion with “Gangnam Style.” Now, a Chinese pop star by the name of Wang Rong Rollin appears to be ushering in the era of C-Pop with “Chick Chick”—a music video you literally have to see to believe.

Think you’re too jaded to be weirded out by anything anymore? Think you won’t be completely baffled by—and instantly obsessed with—this piece of pop art/expert-level internet trolling? Think again, my friend.

Perhaps you have seen, on occasion, a group of dancers in chicken costumes. Fair enough. But have you seen them accompanied by an animated chicken in a bathing suit and pearls?

Or, for that matter, by a group of shirtless men in animal masks?

Have you ever witnessed a grown woman clucking aggressively while wearing a polka-dotted veil?

Or an enormous band-aid used as a censor bar?

No. No you haven’t. And these are NOT EVEN THE WEIRDEST things that happen in this video.

Resistance is futile. Just watch. You can thank/smack me later.