Got something big to proclaim over the Internet, but 140 characters just isn’t going to cut it? The brand-new Puma Dance Dictionary has got you covered—as long as you don’t mind using a slightly goofy vocabulary.
The Dance Dictionary, which Puma has launched to promote a new line of fragrances, is kind of like a mini Mad Libs—with a super-cool dance twist. First, pick one of 11 perfectly ordinary sentences, like “Come over to my house and let’s get pizza.” Next, fill in the blanks with ridiculous replacement words: my most random creations so far are “Please forgive my phone I’m going to jail” and “Meditation makes me want to sneeze.”
Now click play and let the fun begin! Awesome commercial dancers (look out for cutie Ian Eastwood!) “interpret” your creation one word at a time through their wacky original moves. When you’ve come up with the perfect “phrase”—dance pun intended—you can share it via Facebook, Twitter or email, or just replay to your heart’s content. With over 10,000 possible sentence combinations, you might never need to post a status again.