Last night's "Dancing with the Stars" episode—round one of the two-part finale—was a lot of things. Fully clothed was not one of them. We got a 90-minute show chock full of makeout sessions, bare chests, lingerie, and gold unitards. Oh, yeah, and a whole lotta dancing. This show meant business: Each of the four remaining couples took the stage twice. Here are the top moments you may have missed:
James Maslow and Petra Murgatroyd's onstage kiss: From the rehearsal clips it wasn't exactly clear who was directing whom, especially when James choreographed a passionate kiss mid tango. The performance itself was pretty steamy (the kiss was no exception), and featured a bare-chested James under a silver blazer. (I'm not complaining.)
Are we sure Mark's OK?
Mark Ballas' injury: When we saw Mark at the top of the show, his arm was in a sling, and in the behind-the-scenes footage before his quickstep with Candace Cameron-Bure we found out why: Rehearsing with a strained rotator cuff Sunday morning, Mark went down after a bad lift and was rushed to the hospital. He took it like a champ though, and during one of last night's commercial breaks, he was cleared to dance.
The awkward video when figure skaters Tara Lipinski, Evan Lysacek, and Kristi Yamaguchi talked about Meryl Davis', um, blossoming, since dancing with Maksim Chmerkovskiy, plus the duo's sizzling freestyle. Forget Romeo and Juliet's bedroom scene—this routine took passion to a whole new level. Maks was shirtless, Meryl was in lingerie, and even co-host Erin Andrews asked why they didn't make out at the end—they so wanted to. (I, however, would like to know why the gorgeous Meryl didn't point her toes?)
I want one.
When DJ Tanner (yes, Candace was introduced that way!) and Mark took on Center Stage: I may prefer Cooper Nielson's choreography to Jamiroquai's "Canned Heat," but Candace looked stellar in that gold unitard, and Mark didn't collapse—everybody wins!
Amy Purdy's ridiculously amazing aerial feat. During Derek Hough and Amy's freestyle routine set amid what seemed like 18 fog machines, Amy took to the sky—literally. Seriously: She spun around in the air holding a rope with ONE HAND. I don't think I was the only one whose jaw dropped.
The results: Only three couples can perform tomorrow night during the two-hour finale event. Ultimately, James and Petra bid adieu. Something tells me America will miss James' torso.
Be sure to tune in tonight at 8pm/7pm central for the finale!
Before we get into our discussion of the steaminess and drama and borderline-inappropriate skin-baring that inevitably characterizes "Dancing with the Stars" Latin Night, some real talk: IS MARK BALLAS OK?
Our favorite goofball pro injured his back during rehearsals last week, badly enough that he had to sit out of last night's performance. And when the guy who's so committed to "DWTS" that he will enthusiastically don an aggressive bunny suit for the cause is forced to hang up his dancing shoes, you know something really ain't right. Get well soon, Mark!
But back to the dancing that did happen: The show opened with a spicy little salsa routine for the pros, set to "Shake That" by Samantha Jade. What a delightful reminder that there are few things as fun as really, really, ridiculously good-looking, really, really, ridiculously talented dancers doing really, really, ridiculously over-the-top Latin choreo:
While many of the star competitors struggled with the overt sexiness of the Latin styles (even a video call with queen Gloria Estefan herself couldn't get Kim Fields in the salsa spirit), others had less trouble getting their shimmy on. Jodie Sweetin (literally) brought the fire in her samba with the fabulously flash-tatted Keo Motsepe:
Sad as she was to lose Mark as her partner, Paige VanZant appeared to have a genuinely good time salsa-ing with stand-in Alan Bersten:
To the surprise of few (but sadness of Trump wig fans everywhere), Geraldo Rivera was sent packing at the end of the evening. Which means "DWTS" will be sorely lacking in the Edyta's Amazing Legs department from here on out.
What did you think, friends? Should sourpuss Mischa Barton have gotten the boot instead—or do we all, like Carrie Ann, JUST WANT TO LOVE HER? Let us know in the comments. And check back next week for our recap of the "Most Memorable Year" episode, which will ideally feature both "Full House" and "The O.C." cast reunions. (We can dream.)
Pretty much the entire universe can agree that Mondays are #theworst. But Mondays starting September 14th? Nope, Mondays are gonna be the best. Why? Season 21 (!!!) of Dancing with the Stars! And to get you even more pumped than you already are, the list of returning "DWTS" pros was just announced—it's as good as it gets, people.
Derek's baaaaack (screenshot via EllenTV)
First of all, we've got Derek Hough, Karina Smirnoff, Witney Carson and Mark Ballas, all of whom have previously won the coveted Mirror Ball. Already, the stakes are HIGH. Throw defending champ Val Chmerkovskiy into the mix and things get even more interesting. To round out the insanely talented field, we've got Allison Holker, Sharna Burgess, Peta Murgatroyd and Artem Chigvinstsev. Omg.
Dancing with the Stars pro Karina Smirnoff, with her Season 17 partner, Corbin Bleu, shows us how it's done (Photo ABC/Adam Taylor)
We'll anxiously be awaiting the announcement of the celebrity cast on September 2nd, but in the meantime, relive some of the more jaw-dropping moments of last season here.
If you had to name just one dancer as your absolute favorite, could you do it? We love to ask this question when we interview dancers for our "You Should Know" or "The Dirt" columns. More often than not, we either get a long list of names or total silence. With so many fabulous and unique dancers out there, it's a seriously tough question!
But, alas, it's the question FOX's Teen Choice is asking the Twitterverse. The 2015 awards—which will air on Sunday, August 16, at 8/7c—has a brand-new category: Choice Dancer. And they're currently accepting nominations via Twitter. Here's how to submit your nom:
Simply insert the twitter handle of your favorite dancer in the draft below—be sure to include #TeenChoice and #ChoiceDancer—and tweet away! And if you really can't make up your mind, there's nothing that says you can't nominate more than one dancer...
"So You Think You Can Dance"/"Dancing with the Stars" babe Allison Holker is making a serious bid for the top.
Step Up star Alyson Stoner is winning support through her humble spirit.
Former "Dance Moms" fave Chloe Lukasiak doesn't need to campaign—her fans are going above and beyond.
And repin' the dudes, "DWTS" pro Mark Ballas has perhaps the most adorable fan support. (Everybody now: D'awwwww)
It seems like Derek Hough is carrying the whole dance world on his shoulders—or, more realistically, his feet—these days. Between his starring role in the Radio City Spring Spectacular and his stellar partnership with Nastia Liukin on "Dancing with the Stars," he's become a bicoastal dancing MACHINE.
A machine that is now, sadly, suffering some mechanical problems: DHough just had a freak accident and ended up suffering injuries to both his right foot and his left ankle. Yipes.
What happened, exactly? Unclear—but apparently it was stair-related. "Wish I had a cooler story to tell," Hough said in an Insta caption. "All that dancing, flipping, jumping and the thing that stops me in my tracks is something as simple as a light and some stairs."
Luckily, best bud Mark Ballas was by his side in the emergency room. And luckily for us, even in the face of ickiness, the two of them were still able to snap goofy sadface photos, as best buds do:
Double womp. (Instagram)
Hough's understudy, Taylor Frey, will be taking over for him in the Spring Spectacular. But at the moment it's unclear who might step into his "DWTS" shoes—or if there's a chance he'll be back in time for Monday night's performance. We're sending all our healthy-foot vibes his way!
In the meantime, true to form, Hough is staying positive:
Just to be clear, the giant sparkly "10" is for "perfect 10," not Season 10. There have been TWICE that many seasons. Which is both awesome and insane.
Whoa whoa whoa: It's SEASON 20 of "Dancing with the Stars"? Can we talk about this? I was finally wrapping my head around the fact that "So You Think You Can Dance" is gearing up for its 12th (!) season—and then, BOOM, the press release for the Season 20 "DWTS" cast landed in my inbox. Time flies when you're having dance-y fun, apparently!
Anyway, yes: Everyone's favorite ballroom extravaganza is gearing up for another bedazzled run, and we now know (almost) all of the celebs and dancers who'll be competing. Highlights of the celebrity lineup include Olympian Nastia Liukin (whom I've always wanted to slap pointe shoes on—doesn't she look like she'd make a beautiful ballerina?), TV star Suzanne Somers, music legend Patti LaBelle, The Hunger Games' Willow Shields and actress Rumer Willis.
For us nerds, though, the pros are the true celebrities. So the happiest news of all is that many of our favorite superdancers will also be taking the floor this season—among them Derek Hough, Allison Holker, Mark Ballas and Sharna Burgess. Last season's champ, the fantabulous Witney Carson, will be returning, too, though her partner is TBD.
Here's the complete list. Tune into ABC on Monday, March 16 at 8 pm EST for the "DWTS" premiere!
Noah Galloway with Sharna Burgess
Robert Herjavec with Kym Johnson
Patti LaBelle with Artem Chigvintsev
Nastia Liukin with Derek Hough
Riker Lynch with Allison Holker
Charlotte McKinney with Keo Motsepe
RedFoo with Emma Slater
Michael Sam with Peta Murgatroyd
Willow Shields with Mark Ballas
Suzanne Somers with Tony Dovolani
Rumer Willis with Valentin Chmerkovskiy
Witney Carson with TBD
Last year, we saw the first ever Instagram #Thanksgivingdancewars, courtesy of former "Dancing with the Stars" partners Maria Menounos and Derek Hough. The two families (and the Ballas fam) battled it out, 'gramming their goofiest kitchen dance moves while prepping for Thanksgiving dinner.
We're happy to report that the #Thanksgivingdancewars broke out again this year—and while lots of celebs got in on the fun (including Kate Hudson), it really came down to a battle of duck vs. turkey.
#TeamTurkeyMan, aka The Houghs, stepped things up this year with fancy partnering and, of course, Turkey Man.
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But #TeamDuck—aka Mark Ballas, Sadie Robertson and fam—gave #TeamTurkeyMan a run for their money with clean formations, unison choreo and a certain (bearded) secret weapon.
This is war part 1...Where you at @derekhough @juleshough @witneycarson @therealalfonsoribeiro @bethanynoelm @janelparrish @iamvalc @mariamenounos @erinandrews @legitsadierob @bosshogswife @duckdynastyae @young_and_beardless #ThanksgivingDanceWars #DanceWars #DanceBattle #TeamQuackAttack #QuackPack #DuckDynasty
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P.S. Two makes tradition, so we're expecting this to be an annual thing from now on. Just sayin'.
Meep. Last night's "Dancing with the Stars" continued the trend of minimal Pro Troupe Team performances. We totally get it: The competition is winding down, so they're giving the stars maximum screen time. But c'mon guys! You've got so much talent waiting in the wings—and we want to see it!
That being said, last night's "DWTS" found a creative way to spotlight some of the Pro Troupe Team members and eliminated pros. In the Trio Challenge, each couple selected an additional pro to add to their team. Turns out, three was the magic number for two fan favorites: Sadie Robertson and Alfonso Ribeiro.
Robertson took on the three-person foxtrot with partner Mark Ballas and newly-eliminated pro Emma Slater. We gotta hand it to you, Sadie: It took guts to dance next to a pro of the same gender, and you didn't let her show you up.
Ribeiro and Carson turned their paso doble into a paso triple with Pro Troupe Team member (and Carson's BFF) Lindsay Arnold. And to throw convention completely out the window, the three danced to that Lil' John classic, "Turn Down for What." The fact that Len Goodman still gave them a 10 is a testament to how extra-strength fierce their routine was.
Both earned perfect 40s!
But all this trio-y goodness didn't come until the second half of the show. The first part of the competition was "America's Choice." Throughout the week, viewers used social media to weigh in on style and music selections for each couple. Who fared the best? Somewhat surprisingly, Janel Parrish and Val Chmerkovskiy took the lead with a charming and polished quickstep to "Hey Girl! Hey Boy!" Naturally, the routine was sealed with a kiss. (Classic Chmerkovskiy, amiright?)
In the end, Lea Thompson and Artem Chigvintsev were sent packing (meaning Tommy Chong is headed to the semi-finals...). Did the wrong person go home? Who do you think will go all the way? Does Lil' John belong in the ballroom? Let us know in the comments, and check back here next week for more results.