Think you're too jaded to be weirded out by anything anymore? Think you won't be completely baffled by—and instantly obsessed with—this piece of pop art/expert-level internet trolling? Think again, my friend.
Perhaps you have seen, on occasion, a group of dancers in chicken costumes. Fair enough. But have you seen them accompanied by an animated chicken in a bathing suit and pearls?
Or, for that matter, by a group of shirtless men in animal masks?
Have you ever witnessed a grown woman clucking aggressively while wearing a polka-dotted veil?
Or an enormous band-aid used as a censor bar?
No. No you haven't. And these are NOT EVEN THE WEIRDEST things that happen in this video.
Resistance is futile. Just watch. You can thank/smack me later.