I'm a serious Patriots fan. For real, you guys. I love Tom Brady, and not just because he's beautiful. I follow Chad Ochocinco on Twitter, and not just because he was on "Dancing with the Stars." I've only ever attended football games at Gillette Stadium, the Patriots' home. (OK, maybe I've only ever been to one football game, but still.)
So why am I hoping that the Giants' Victor Cruz scores a touchdown this Sunday? Here's why:
(Um, by the way—apparently Cruz's salsa moves have inspired Madonna, whose halftime act I am now even more eagerly anticipating.)
Happy Superbowl weekend, everyone!