Yes, we've all heard the stories about football players taking ballet classes to improve their agility. We've seen the funny, faintly sweet images of 350-pound dudes stretching their massive legs on straining barres. We've chuckled, shaken our heads, and thought, Bless their hearts.
But a football player moonlighting as a member of his own squad's dance team? And legitimately dominating the choreo, which is significantly more advanced than your average touchdown celebration? That's a new one.
Last weekend, the Sidewinders, who cheer for the Arizona Rattlers arena football team, featured an unusual guest star in their halftime show: a huge, cleated-and-padded gentleman, who proceeded to twerk his brains out and drop into a full split. It's even better than it sounds:
So much SASS.
Real talk, now: This is clearly a setup. The "player"'s jersey number is 75, and his name is "Oscar," but there's neither an Oscar nor a #75 on the Rattlers' current lineup.