OK, stay with us for the duration of this multi-part journey, because the payoff is so very good.
Yesterday, Mark Kanemura—dancer extraordinaire, Carly Rae Jepsen enthusiast (same), master of the wig quick-change—posted a vid of himself dancing to BLACKPINK's earworm "Ddu-du Ddu-Du." Naturally, he was wearing a hot pink and black ensemble (see what he did there!!):
The aforementioned ensemble made him look like the world's most fabulous flamingo, and Kanemura wasted no time in asking Twitter to capitalize on that similarity:
Can someone photoshop me in with a bunch of flamingos? #flamingHo 💕💕💕 https://t.co/3uFTCOJKM5— Mark Kanemura (@Mark Kanemura)1553639271.0
TWITTER. CAME. THROUGH:
@mKiK808 You're lucky I took a graphic design class once and have Paint 3D on my work computer. https://t.co/flLVEae3Ca— Carly Rae/Sirfetch'd Stan Account (@Carly Rae/Sirfetch'd Stan Account)1553639867.0
Sorry, we're dead. There is no part four. Bless you, Mark Kanemura. Bless you, Twitterverse.