Mark Kanemura Is Our Favorite Dancing Flamingo, Also RIP Us

March 26, 2019

OK, stay with us for the duration of this multi-part journey, because the payoff is so very good.

Part One

Yesterday, Mark Kanemura—dancer extraordinaire, Carly Rae Jepsen enthusiast (same), master of the wig quick-change—posted a vid of himself dancing to BLACKPINK‘s earworm “Ddu-du Ddu-Du.” Naturally, he was wearing a hot pink and black ensemble (see what he did there!!):

Part Two

The aforementioned ensemble made him look like the world’s most fabulous flamingo, and Kanemura wasted no time in asking Twitter to capitalize on that similarity:

Part Three

TWITTER. CAME. THROUGH:

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Part Four

Sorry, we’re dead. There is no part four. Bless you, Mark Kanemura. Bless you, Twitterverse.