(From left) Mean Girls dancers Riza Takahashi, Ben Cook, Kamille Upshaw, Jonalyn Saxer, DeMarius R. Copes, and Stephanie Lynn Bissonnette (photos by Erin Baiano)

So Fetch: "Mean Girls" Is About to Hit Broadway Harder Than a Yellow School Bus

Get in, losers. We're going to Broadway.

OK, not losers, actually—more like the bajillion die-hard fans of Tina Fey's 2004 cult hit Mean Girls, who've been wearing pink every Wednesday since a musical adaptation of the film was first teased back in 2013.

Now their world is like a cake filled with rainbows and smiles, because Mean Girls the musical, which had a trial run in Washington, DC, last fall, is set to open at Broadway's August Wilson Theatre April 8. And in a very grool twist, it turns out the show—with direction and choreography by Casey Nicholaw and a book by Fey herself—is delightfully dancey.

"If you've got high school kids in a show and they're not dancing, there's something wrong," Nicholaw says, with a laugh. Though the only real choreo in the movie happened during the infamous "Jingle Bell Rock" number (spoiler alert: You will not hear that song in the show), Nicholaw used dance to help the Mean Girls story cohere onstage. "Tina's writing style for the show was very much the way she wrote for the movie, or for '30 Rock,' with lots of quick cuts and transitions," Nicholaw says. "On film, you can do one cut to someone saying, 'What's the date?' And another to the response: 'It's October third.' And then you can cut out of the scene. But onstage, you can't change your whole set for that one moment. So, how do you tell that story theatrically? With video and, especially, with dance."

The Mean Girls ensemble dances throughout the entire show—"a mix of hip hop, contemporary, and musical theater choreography, because that's what felt true to right now," Nicholaw says. And that eclecticism requires a versatile group of top-notch dancers. "These dancers are absolutely spectacular," Nicholaw says. "They're so talented, so committed, so game. And they're just good people on top of it." They are, in other words, about as un-Plastic as they come.

Meet six of Mean Girls' fabulous dancers. Just how fabulous are they? The limit does not exist.

Kamille Upshaw

(Erin Baiano)

Her dancing in three emojis: 🦋 🔥 💜

Hidden talent: "I actually wanted to minor in interior design in college! I love making a space beautiful but also functional."

Dance idol: "I could never pick one! I have tons of idols of different ages and in different dance genres. My idol list keeps growing, and I keep learning."

Weirdest thing in her dance bag: "Nail clippers—not for me, but for my cat!"

How obsessed she was with Mean Girls before joining the cast: "I've been obsessed with Mean Girls since it came out, when I was in high school. My friends and I would watch it over and over."

Favorite moment from Mean Girls: "It's not what happens onstage, but the show that's happening backstage.
Our traffic and spacing back there are just as choreographed as what the audience gets to see."

Favorite iconic Mean Girls quote: " 'Get in, loser. We're going shopping.' I love shopping, so it only seems appropriate!"

Mean Girls character she most relates to: "Janis. She's a vulnerable soul who's had her ups and downs, but always stays true to the qualities that define her. I may never have created a crazy plan to take down an 'army of skanks,' but I've always believed in being who you are."

Best cheese fries she's ever eaten: "I had the best cheese fries ever in Switzerland circa 2012. I can still taste the cheese
in my mouth."

Advice for kids dealing with bullying by their own "mean girls": "Everyone is dealing with their own issues, and sometimes bullying is a result of pent-up emotions that have nothing to do with the victim. Stay true to yourself, and remember you are strong enough to rise above."

Ben Cook

(Erin Baiano)

His dancing in three emojis: 🙆🕺🏿 🤸

Hidden talent: "I've loved photography since I was a little kid. My dad is a dance photographer himself, and he inspired me to pick up a camera when I was 10 years old. It's been one of my favorite hidden hobbies ever since."

If he were a superhero, his power would be: "Flying! Mainly so I wouldn't have to worry about the trains into midtown."

Dance idol: "Bob Fosse. I was initially inspired by the alley dance he did with Jack Lemmon in My Sister Eileen."

Weirdest thing in his dance bag: "My cupping set! It's a contraption designed to release the fascia around your muscles."

Favorite iconic Mean Girls quote: " 'She doesn't even go here!' "

Mean Girls character he most relates to: "Damian, because he's outgoing and positive and so genuine. I'd like to think I have some of those qualities, and I think we could all learn from Damian's positivity and open-mindedness."

Best cheese fries he's ever eaten: "I'd never eaten cheese fries until a press event we did last fall. I really liked them!"

Advice for kids dealing with bullying by their own "mean girls": "Know that whatever those bullies are saying to you is coming from their own insecurities. They feel the need to put others down because they're not comfortable in their own skin. Take whatever they say with a grain of salt and continue to be the beautiful person you are."

Riza Takahashi

(Erin Baiano)

Her dancing in three emojis: 💗 😆 🔥

Hidden talent: "I speak fluent Japanese! I was born and raised in Japan, and it's my first language."

If she were a superhero, her power would be: "Teleportation! It'd be really fun to go anywhere around the world at a moment's notice."

Weirdest thing in her dance bag: "A rope. I promise it's a tool for stretching my hamstrings."

How obsessed she was with Mean Girls before joining this cast: "I was still living in Japan when the movie first came out, so I missed the initial hype. But I've been obsessed with it ever since I first saw it!"

Favorite moment from Mean Girls: "This is going to sound kind of selfish, but I love when Cady gives a shout-out to my character at the Spring Fling. She tells me I'm beautiful and that my dress is amazing."

Favorite iconic Mean Girls quote: " 'Fetch!' "

Mean Girls character she most relates to: "Janis. When I was younger, I also questioned what true friendship meant. I finally realized I'd rather be me, and I'd rather have friends who accept me for who I am."

Best cheese fries she's ever eaten: "I don't eat cheese fries that often, but I used to love poutine when I lived in Canada. Does that count?" [Editor's note: Poutine, like, invented cheese fries, you know what we mean?]

Her advice for kids dealing with bullying by their own "mean girls": "In Japan, we believe in karma. Treat those mean girls with respect and kindness. Trust me, it'll bring you good things in the future."

Stephanie Lynn Bissonnette

(Erin Baiano)

Her dancing in three emojis: 💁🏻 🔥 🍑

Hidden talent: "I used to work construction in high school, so I could put a roof on your house."

If she were a superhero, her power would be: "Teleportation!"

Dance idol: Michael Jackson

Weirdest thing in her dance bag: "My good-luck scarf from when I played Peggy Sawyer in my high school production of 42nd Street."

How obsessed she was with Mean Girls before she joined the cast: "So obsessed. I'm a true superfan of Mean Girls and everything Tina Fey has ever done. I'd actually been joking with my friends for a long time that if Mean Girls were ever made into a musical, it would be my Broadway debut—and here we are! It's crazy."

Favorite number from Mean Girls: " 'Apex Predator,' which takes place at the mall. It's so powerful having just the women onstage belting and throwing down some hard-hitting, grounded hip hop. It's a really strong female moment."

Favorite iconic Mean Girls quote: " 'Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?' 'Your mom's chest hair!' It's just the most perfect comeback."

Mean Girls character she most relates to: "I relate most to Janis. I've always loved the arts and marched to the beat of my own drum."

Best cheese fries she's ever eaten: "They were from the Titus Mountain Ski Resort in Malone, NY."

Advice for kids dealing with bullying by their own "mean girls": "Stay true to yourself. Surround yourself with friends who support you and lift you up. Do your thing!"

Jonalyn Saxer

(Erin Baiano)

Her dancing in three emojis: 😆 👯 💥

Hidden talent: "I have a very well-rehearsed 'toddler pageant walk'—as in 'Toddlers and Tiaras.' "

If she were a superhero, her power would be: "I think flying. It'd make everything so much easier!"

Dance idols: "It's a tie between Ginger Rogers and The Nicholas Brothers. Their musicality and energy are so infectious!"

Weirdest thing in her dance bag: "I have this pen that has a figurine of Princess Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) at the top. For some reason, it's always the only pen I'm able to find. It's signed many important documents."

How obsessed she was with Mean Girls before joining this cast: "I've always loved and constantly quoted the movie. Who didn't? And when I saw that it was being made into a musical, I said, 'I have to be in that.' "

Favorite moment from Mean Girls: "My favorite moments all happen backstage! We always find a way to connect with each other before going on—we do a little handshake, or make a joke. And once we're onstage, we continue that connection in a genuine way."

Favorite iconic Mean Girls quote: " 'I'm a mouse, duh.' "

Mean Girls character she most relates to: "Of the principals, I'd say Cady. But for our show, we really got to shape who our ensemble characters were. So I made Kelly, my character, a lot like I was in high school."

Best cheese fries she's ever eaten: "At the Islands restaurant chain. They know how to do cheese fries."

Advice for kids dealing with bullying by their own "mean girls": "Let it roll off your back. You can't control what other people say and do, but you have power over how it affects you. And find something you love. If you have a passion that you can throw yourself into when the people around you are bothering you, it will help your problems disappear."

DeMarius R. Copes

(Erin Baiano)

His dancing in three emojis: 😏 😝 🎭

If he were a superhero, his power would be: "The power to protect people from negativity, maybe. Or the power to
be anywhere I want at any given time."

Dance idol: "Desmond Richardson, one million percent."

Weirdest thing in his dance bag: Samoan Sand fingernail polish

Favorite moment from Mean Girls: "The reveal of The Plastics in Act 1. In tech, the first time the walls opened up to reveal those three women, my jaw was on the floor. We had to stop rehearsal just to appreciate the moment. To this day, it takes my breath away."

Favorite iconic Mean Girls quote: " 'You can go shave your back now.' I just think it's so hysterical, and so random."

Mean Girls character he most relates to: "I relate to all three Plastics at different points in my life, but if I were an actual person from the show it would be Gretchen. She's honestly just trying to have a good time without getting run over. If you needed a male to play Gretchen in her 20s, I'd be pretty amazing."

Best cheese fries he's ever eaten: "I don't like regular cheese fries. I do enjoy chili cheese fries from Sonic. I'd get them every day after school in 7th and 8th grade."

Advice for kids dealing with bullying by their own "mean girls": "Stand up for yourself. Bullies aren't too tough beyond the words they use. Don't let words faze you. You're better than that. Stronger than that. Fiercer than that. And definitely more iconic than a bully.

A version of this story appeared in the April 2018 issue of Dance Spirit with the title "So. Fetch."

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Sometimes our dance bags feel like portals to another dimension—we have no idea what half the stuff buried in our bags even is. (Note to self: Clean out dance bag.)

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You're always going 100 mph Aries (or maybe even more), so it's pretty much a guarantee that your dance bag is fully stocked with snacks to power you through the day. Granola bars, trail mix, yogurt, fruit. It's like a Whole Foods in there.

You've also usually got about six different pairs of shoes in your bag. As an Aries, you love adventure, trying new things and, most of all, a challenge. So when it comes to classes, you're all over the map. Tap, jazz, ballet, character, modern—you'll try them all.

Something else you won't go without? Your signature red lipstick, obv. How else are you going to show off your fiery personality? (And look amazing while doing it, TYSM.)


As a child of Venus, you always want to look your best, Taurus. So your dance bag is a hair salon/makeup station, all in one. If your dance besties need to borrow a hair tie, or are looking for a fun accessory to spice up their bun, they know you're the one to go to.

Also important to you? Smelling your best. Taureans love comforting, luxurious scents, so your dance bag is typically equipped with a favorite perfume or deodorant. (Or both.)

But what's most important is the bag itself—admit it, you've been using the same dance bag for years. We get it, Taurus, nobody likes change, and least of all the stubborn bull of the zodiac. But if your dance bag is really starting to smell like feet (or if your bobby pins are starting to slip through the holes in the bottom), you might want to consider investing in a new bag.


Gemini, you love to switch it up. So you're pretty much guaranteed to have at least three different dance fits in your bag at any given time. And your dancewear is always on point. You love to keep up with trends and try edgy, new looks.

Ever the intellect, you usually have a book in your bag, as well. You're always making book recs to your fellow dancers, and you refuse to be bored between rehearsals or backstage.

Though you might act carefree, Gemini, we know that at heart, you're ruled by Mercury—and you have more in common with your sister sign Virgo than you'd like to admit. That's why you always have a toothbrush, toothpaste, and some floss in your dance bag. No way you're getting caught with food between your teeth (or bad breath during partnering class).


Not to be obvious, but as a water sign, the first and foremost thing a Cancerian keeps in their dance bag? A water bottle, of course. (Preferably a Hydroflask, S'well or any bottle that comes in a fun color.) No dehydration here, please and thank you.

Your dance bag also functions as a de facto vending machine for your dance besties, since you always come prepared with the best snacks, and you're always willing to share. As a bonus, your snacks are almost always homemade, since you're practically a five-star chef.

And while we're wary of zodiac stereotypes, there is a pretty good chance your dance bag is stocked with tissues. And there's no shame in that—because, really, who can get through a performance of Romeo and Juliet without shedding some tears? Props to you for being in touch with your emotions, Cancer.


We'll state the obvious, Leo. You love to look at yourself, and sometimes the studio mirrors just aren't enough. So, naturally, you always keep a compact mirror in your dance bag, just in case your makeup or your bun needs an extra touch-up.

You also love bright colors, and you're not afraid to wear more daring dancewear than any of your besties. You've usually got a couple of leotards packed in your bag, just in case you need to make a fashion statement, and they're always fun. Bright colors, loud prints, stylish necklines—you'll try anything.

But something not everyone knows about you? You're an amazing friend, and incredibly loyal, Leo. That's why you've usually got something in your bag for your dance bestie, be it her favorite brand of granola bar, a fun sparkly pin for her hair, or a note reminding her she's a star, on and off the stage.


You're incredibly hardworking, Virgo, so you've always got the tools for success in your dance bag. TheraBands, foam rollers, tennis balls—you're the one dancer your teacher can always count on to be stretching between classes.

You also love to be prepared, so you've usually got a makeshift first-aid kit in your bag. The thought of suffering a blister or floor burn without the appropriate salves or bandages makes you shudder, and, hey, it's always better to be overprepared, right?

What's most noticeable about your dance bag, though, isn't what's inside of it. It's what it looks like—your bag is pristine. It never smells like feet, and you've got a hard-core system for what you keep in each little zip pocket or compartment. And TBH, all of your dance friends are jealous, though they'd never admit it.


Like your sister sign Taurus, appearances are important to you, Libra. You like to look good (no shame in that), so your dance bag is always stocked with the essentials: extra hair spray, lip gloss, concealer, bobby pins and a spare leotard, in case you get just a bit too sweaty.

You also love to socialize, so if this were the 1950s, we would say that you always keep your date book in your dance bag. As it is, you always have your phone with you, and it's usually blowing up with texts from your dance besties asking to make plans.

Your dance bag wouldn't be complete without your secret supply of chocolate. But to be clear: This isn't your average Hershey's bar. Libras aren't afraid to indulge, so you keep a bar of luxury dark chocolate tucked away for when the cravings hit.


You can't fool us, Scorpio—the contents of your dance bag aren't some big mystery, like you'd like us all to believe. In fact, they're pretty basic: For starters, you always have a black leotard or two in your bag. After all, black is your signature color.

One thing that isn't in Scorpio's dance bag? Toe pads. You love to look tough, so you'd never be caught dead wearing toe pads with your pointe shoes. However, this does mean you need a hefty supply of Band-Aids for the inevitable blisters.

You also love all things mystical and, dare we say, witchy. You're the Halloween queen of the zodiac, after all! So it's no surprise you always have a crystal or two in the front pocket of your dance bag. Let us guess…moldavite?


You're an explorer, Sagittarius, and that applies to your dancing. You're always trying new dance styles, and that's reflected in your dance bag. You always have the trappings of your latest obsession in your bag: heeled shoes for ballroom, kneepads for contact improv, sneakers for breaking, the list goes on and on.

But on all of your adventures, there's one consistency: You love making memories. And that means literally—you document everything. At each performance or recital, you're bound to be the one with a Polaroid or disposable camera in your bag, and you can usually be found snapping backstage candids of your dance besties.

Your other favorite form of documenting? Writing it down. You love to learn, so you're always taking notes. You can usually be found after class scribbling down your dance teacher's latest piece of wisdom. Your dance bag is crammed with half-filled notebooks, and you wouldn't have it any other way.


You like to be prepared, Capricorn. And we mean prepared—for every bad scenario imaginable. That's why your dance bag is a mini survival kit. The first Capricorn dance bag guarantee? A stitch kit, of course. Losing a ribbon on your pointe shoe mid-rehearsal is your worst nightmare.

You also always have at least three spare leotards handy. After all, what if you spill something, or get too sweaty or, worst of all, show up to an audition in the same leotard as your dance rival? No, thank you. As a Capricorn, you're expecting the best and preparing for the worst.

Another key to your survival kit? Headphones, so you can drown out the noise around you and focus on your dancing. And before anyone asks, the answer is yes, you have the perfect playlist—for each and every occasion.


Aquarius, you love helping others. That's why it sometimes seems like your dance bag isn't even for you—it's filled with stuff you bring for your friends. Snacks for one dance bestie, Band-Aids for another, and tampons, of course, just in case anyone needs one.

But when it comes to you, you're all about originality. That's why you always have tons of fun accessories in your bag: striped legwarmers, colorful socks, tie-dyed sweats and more than a couple of fun additions to your ballet bun, just to make it a little more interesting.

You're also a rebel at heart, Aquarius, which is why there's usually something in your dance bag that just borders on breaking the rules. Maybe your studio is strictly black leotards only—and yours is gray. Or phones are completely banned—and you just put yours on vibrate. We see you.


Like your fellow water sign Cancer, you're big on hydrating during dance class. But as a Pisces, you're a little more imaginative (and a little less practical), meaning you're usually carrying your water in something aesthetically pleasing, like a mason jar, a tumbler, or one of those fancy water bottles with a crystal in the base.

Unlike Cancer, you're a mutable sign, meaning you can adapt to just about any situation. Counterintuitively, this actually means your dance bag is pretty sparse. Unlike other zodiac signs who feel the need to overprepare in case of disaster, you're comfortable in most situations, and your dance bag reflects it. You like the basics, nothing else.

Something most people might not know about you, though, is that you get cold easily. We're not sure why, but it's a Pisces staple. That's why if you keep anything in your dance bag, it's the coziest of warm-ups.

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