Tag: brandon armstrong

"DWTS" Week 7 Recap: Who's the Real Villain?

Though we hate to question a “Dancing with the Stars” theme night, we have to ask: Is this really a year where anyone is craving more villainy? More scary stuff? More heart-racing television? Frankly, we would’ve been fine if “DWTS” had chosen to skip Halloween altogether this season. We’ve had enough masks already this year. […]

"DWTS" Week 6 Recap: Nope, Derek Hough Didn't Propose on Live TV

Please hold for applause: We’re now roughly halfway through this season of “Dancing with the Stars,” mid-pandemic, without a single case of COVID-19. Apparently we can have some good things this year! And last night’s episode of “DWTS” was particularly dance-tastic, complete with a special dance-pearance by judge Derek Hough. And while we were a […]

"DWTS" Week 5 Recap: '80s Night Snatched Our Wig​s

Well, it’s ’80s Night on “Dancing with the Stars,” which feels fitting, since time is a construct and we’d all rather pretend it’s any year other than the dumpster fire one we’re trapped in! Too dark? Okay, moving on. Last night’s episode of “DWTS” was incredible, if only for one reason: wigs. We have never […]

"DWTS" Week 3 Recap: "Disney Night" is Confirmed Chaotic Good

Welcome back dance fans, to the chaos that is “Disney Night” on “Dancing with the Stars.” Have you ever wanted to see a pro football player dressed as a candlestick? A realtor from “Selling Sunset” dressed as a Disney princess? Carole *bleep* Baskin dressed as a giant lion? No? Well, it’s “Disney Night,” so you […]

"DWTS" Week 2 Recap: The First Cut is the Deepest

Well, we’ve officially made it to week two of “Dancing with the Stars,” pandemic edition! And with no bedazzled face masks in sight, we can only assume that the “DWTS” team’s #SocialDisDancing protocol is holding up. Pause for (pre-recorded, because there isn’t a live audience) applause. But even a pandemic isn’t going to stop the […]