Last spring, the internets blessed us with #BeyonceAlwaysOnBeat—a celebration of the fact that no matter what song you throw behind her, Queen Bey always looks like a queen.
This week, #DrakeAlwaysOnBeat began an internet-breaking process that is still very much ongoing. But setting clips from Drake's new "Hotline Bling" video—which features turtleneck sweaters, a crew of receptionists in trucker hats and some very awkward Drizzy moves—to everything from merengue to the "Rugrats" theme song is less a tribute to Drake's amazingness (which, let's establish right now, is real!) and more an extended giggle at the fact that no matter the musical context, he looks like a 45-year-old dad.
Or, actually, no: Don't feel bad for Drake. It's pretty much inevitable that "Hotline Bling" is going to take over the world at this point, and that is thanks in no small part to the army of brilliant #DrakeAlwaysOnBeat remixers giving us gems like these.
Drake and Justin Bieber:
— ¥UNG €ONTENT [뤀] (@lukashmayyn) October 20, 2015
Drake and Marvin Gaye:
I'm weak, y'all gotta chill ???#DrakeAlwaysOnBeat pic.twitter.com/CPZwaqSzqF — Bruh (@ImJustMeWhoYouB) October 20, 2015
Drake and the Charlie Brown theme song:
The Charlie Brown Theme #DrakeAlwaysOnBeat #DrakeIsAlwaysOnBeat pic.twitter.com/1BeBt9Sz86 — drake dancing to (@DRAKEDANClNG) October 20, 2015
Drake and the "Rugrats" theme song:
Rugrats theme song (credits: @zapriot) pic.twitter.com/Pl66IwgJJY — Drake Dancing (@DrakeDancingTo) October 20, 2015
Drake and the "Frasier" theme song:
Drake dances to the Frasier theme quite nicely. pic.twitter.com/GK0X6iTlsz — Mark (@tole_cover) October 20, 2015
Drake and pretty much any merengue/bachata song:
DIS THE WINNER ??? RT @DRAKEDANClNG: Elvis Crespo - Suavemente #DrakeAlwaysOnBeat #DrakeIsAlwaysOnBeat pic.twitter.com/a9rh2rgqHt — taj. (@TAJrani) October 20, 2015
#DrakeAlwaysOnBeat But why this go harder than the actual video? pic.twitter.com/3Q6eGBWbM9 — doni. (@doniiiiD) October 20, 2015
And, finally, "The Aubrey Show" (maybe too soon? BUT SO GOOD):
Hahaha!! It's too early ? RT @_yunggKing_: #DrakeAlwaysOnBeat pic.twitter.com/as3e4nXGpR — Picasso (@OfficialJlover) October 20, 2015
Meme on, internet. Meme on.