Want to Be a Rockette?

Hey, everybody! Do you dream of being a Rockette in the Radio City Christmas Spectacular? Well, now’s your chance: They’re holding open auditions on August 10. That’s in 10 days, people! Start working those eye-high kicks now. Oh, and it couldn’t hurt to go behind the scenes with us at a previous Rockette audition!

The cutest. (Ladies auditioning for the Rockettes, photo Mark Bonifacio/New York Daily News)

I’ve always been obsessed with the Rockettes. I mean, they’re basically the definition of glamor. Alas, I’ve also always been waaay too short to audition. Ladies need to be between  5′ 6″ and 5′ 10.5″ tall.

So go, leggy dancers, and live your Rockette dreams. Merde!