"Will a Fosse Neck Do It?"

Every once in a while, Saturday Night Live shocks me by being right on my dance-nerd wavelength. (Have you seen the classic sketch "Bad Ballet"? You should.) Last Saturday, the totally bizarro—and yet spot-on—"Liza Minnelli Tries to Turn Off a Lamp" skit had me on the floor. Not only does Kristen Wiig nail it as a whackadoo Liza, but her moves aren't half bad. And there are a bunch of legitimate dance references in there! A few choice samples:

"There's gotta be like a ball on the end of a chain, remember that? Chain, ball, kick, chain!"

"Will a Fosse neck do it?"

"Look how long this cord is—Ben Vereen, it's long!"

"I'm not getting anywhere with it—it's like Tommy Tune!"

Also, her dance-off at the end with Jonah Hill is priceless. Check it out:


(From left) Darriel Johnakin, Diego Pasillas, and Emma Sutherland (all photos by Erin Baiano)

Congratulations to Dance Spirit's 2019 Cover Model Search finalists: Darriel Johnakin, Diego Pasillas, and Emma Sutherland! One of them will win a spot on Dance Spirit's Fall 2019 cover. Learn more about the dancers on their profile pages, and then vote for your favorite below. You can vote once a day now through July 15.

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